Saturday, May 30, 2009

Horror Show In The Big Apple

November 18, 1985
Horror Show In The Big Apple

Bad management and bad luck have made for a miserable start to the Knicks' ballyhooed Ewing Era
By Jack McCallum

Only six months ago the sun over Manhattan seemed to be shining a brilliant Knickerbocker orange. The Knicks had won the NBA lottery and the right to draft Patrick Ewing, and on that day executive vice-president Dave DeBusschere had pounded the table before him in delight. Five thousand Knick season-ticket holders suddenly possessed the keys to heaven, and 6,000 others would race out to join them. Longtime Knick fans began slipping photos of Willis Reed and Walt Frazier and Bill Bradley and DeBusschere out of their frames and replacing them with brand-new Ewings. You could hear that word "dynasty" being whispered in the spring air.

Other words are being shouted now, like "disgrace," "joke" and "you must be kidding." Through Sunday, the Knicks have been the Nix, winless in their first eight games of the season. They are 0-20 since last March 23 and only four losses away from tying the Cleveland Cavaliers' alltime NBA losing streak. The David Letterman joke is still alive. Did you hear about the new diet in New York? You can't eat until the Knicks win.

The Nix are an amalgam of bad luck and bad management, and unfortunately for Ewing, who has performed heroically, averaging 22 points and 9.3 rebounds per game, and their fans, there's no relief in sight. In retrospect, it's a wonder that DeBusschere didn't chip a bone in his hand when he hammered that table—one of his few decisive actions, incidentally, over the last six months. Consider the state of the Nix at present:

•High-scoring forward Bernard King is home in Franklin Lakes, N.J. trying to rehabilitate the right knee that he severely injured March 23.


He never comes to the Garden, either to look in on practice or watch a game. His disinclination to do the latter is understandable. King's last complete game coincided, not coincidentally, with New York's last win—he had 45 points as the Knicks beat the Pacers 118-113. That was so long ago.

•Sweet-shooting 7'1" center Bill Cartwright, who missed all of last season with a broken foot, is sidelined until at least mid-December after having fractured—for the third time—the fifth metatarsal bone of his left foot in an exhibition game. But five years and $6 million are guaranteed in the six-year, $7 million contract the Knicks gave him just before the injury occurred. The Knicks gambled—and lost—that the surgery performed last December by team physician Norman Scott would turn Cartwright back into the 17.0 scorer, .561 shooter he was in '83-84. The word is they signed him only after Scott had told them that Cartwright's foot would be able to withstand the rigors of regular NBA play.

•Steady Louis Orr, a veteran free agent forward who could make Ewing's life easier on offense, is sitting in his Cincinnati home waiting for the Nix to pay him what he's worth. Though DeBusschere offered millions to a medical risk like Cartwright, he has been battling Orr over what amounts to small change. Says Orr's agent, Ron Grinker, "A lot of general managers in the league are chess players, guys who are always three or four moves ahead. The Knicks do not act, they react. They are checker players."

•Instead of signing Orr, the Knicks took the absurd step of tendering New Jersey Nets free-agent forward Albert King, Bernard's brother, a five-year, $3 million offer sheet two weeks ago. King himself motored over to the office of Nets chief operating officer Lewis Schaffel to hand deliver it, his best drive in many seasons. The Nets matched the offer, and though the clubs were still talking about a deal late Sunday, New Jersey isn't about to send Albert across the river for nothing. It's a moot point whether King is more valuable than Orr at any price.

•Frontcourtmen Pat Cummings (pinstriped suit) and James Bailey (leather pants) have joined Cartwright (designer jeans) in an impressive bench fashion show. Cummings has recurring tendinitis in his right ankle and admits he's worried about his future. Bailey has partially torn ligaments in his left knee and will be out at least another two weeks.

•The poor play of the Knick backcourt has nothing to do with bad luck and a lot to do with being plain bad. DeBusschere stands behind the rotation of Rory Sparrow, Darrell Walker and Trent Tucker, which is shooting a collective 38%. The Knicks knew Ewing would need help from a guard who could both shoot from the outside and penetrate, but DeBusschere has not acquired one. Free agent Norm Nixon was practically begging to come to New York; his wife, actress Debbie Allen, is scheduled to open in the Broadway play Sweet Charity next March. But as of Sunday the Knicks hadn't rung Nixon's number, and he was reportedly close to signing with Houston.

Ewing could use some sweet charity. His knees are padded, and his left elbow—hyperextended in an exhibition skirmish with Indiana's Steve Stipanovich—obviously pains him. Tugging constantly at his elbow pad, getting ice in his spare moments, the sweat of defeat racing from every hardworking pore, Ewing sometimes looks more like a 10-year veteran than a rich kid of 23.



Where would the Nix be without him? Well, they're nowhere with him.

At least Ewing is getting well paid for his agony. DeBusschere claims that most of his time and energy over the summer were spent in the negotiations that turned Ewing into one of the richest athletes in pro sports, but those long hours will hardly go down as management's finest. Ewing has a 10-year contract valued at $31.2 million; six years and $17 million are guaranteed. But he could make as much as $22 million in six years under certain conditions, such as a career-ending injury. In addition, Gulf & Western, the $4.1 billion conglomerate that owns the Knicks, gave Ewing a $5 million interest-free loan. The way the rest of the NBA saw it, the Nix got their pockets picked on the Ewing deal, and then got taken again on the Cartwright deal.

For his part, DeBusschere contends that Ewing "held the cards." DeBusschere felt that Ewing's representatives were prepared to keep him out if they didn't get what they wanted, and DeBusschere could only imagine the horrific spectacle of 11,000 season-ticket holders, having watched Ken Bannister in the pivot instead of Ewing, storming his office at Four Pennsylvania Plaza. In light of the Ewing contract, what is Bernard King worth if he comes back healthy? And couldn't an extra million or so have been found and given to a sharp-shooting guard and a Louis Orr? DeBusschere must make a trade. It was a pivotal moment in Knick history when DeBusschere the player came from Detroit to New York in exchange for Walt Bellamy and Howard Komives in December of 1968. One season later the Knicks won the NBA title. But being a good deal and making one are two different things.

At present, the Nix and a legitimate NBA franchise are two different things. But they have been good for a few laughs.

New York is starting two rookies in the frontcourt—Bob Thornton, who last year played for Caja of Madrid in the Spanish National League, and Gerald Wilkins, who will be a good pro someday but as an off guard, not as a forward. Then there is Bannister, (the Animal) whose rebounding and defense have often been likened to that of a kitten. The Animal is threatening the unofficial record for air balls on short jump shots—he had four in a 97-94 loss to the Bulls on Saturday night. During a 92-88 loss to the Bucks two nights earlier, the Animal, a career 47% foul shooter, banked in a free throw, then vigorously nodded his head to indicate that—yes—it was all planned. Over on the bench, even coach Hubie Brown, who doesn't show a lot of teeth in the best of times, had to smile.

The continued absence of Orr caused some confusion at the Garden during the Chicago game when a few fans shouted "We want Louis!" It was unclear whether they meant Orr or Emmanuel Lewis, the 42-inch television superstar who had tossed up an honorary jump ball before the game. Ewing and his college coach, John Thompson, did cameos on Webster a while back. As for Lewis, the Nix need some quick guards.

On Nov. 3 in Portland, the Trail Blazers got a chuckle or two during their 110-96 victory when the Knicks played a stretch with an alltime all-bad lineup of Bannister at center, Thornton and aging Ernie Grunfeld at forward, and non-penetrating, slumping Tucker (37% from the floor, only five free throw attempts in eight games) and fourth-round draft pick Fred Cofield at guard. Ghosts of bad teams past positively whooshed through Memorial Coliseum, teams like the 9-73 Philadelphia 76ers of 1972-73, possibly the worst team in NBA history. Certainly the Nix aren't that bad.

Or are they?

They just might be if the backcourt continues its poor play at crunch time. Against the Bucks, Sparrow missed two consecutive wide-open jumpers late in the game (one of them was an air ball, henceforth to be known as a Bannister). Against the Bulls, the Knicks led 83-77 with 8:15 remaining but failed to run any semblance of an offense down the stretch, leaving it to Wilkins (who, like his talented brother, Atlanta's Dominique, does not have to be urged to shoot) to free-lance. Understandably, in tight situations the guards look for Bernard. But he's in New Jersey.



Somehow, the Knicks have hung together throughout these depressing days. This is a team that hustles from first buzzer to last.

One gets the feeling that the volatile Brown is due to go off at any moment, but so far he has kept his frustrations reasonably in check. During one postgame press conference he even apologized for being "feisty" in one of his answers. Sooner or later, though, the inscription on the coffee cup that he carries around at practice is bound to hit home: I COULD USE A LITTLE MORAL SUPPORT. A LITTLE IMMORAL SUPPORT WOULD BE FINE, TOO.

For Ewing, the eight defeats are two more than he endured in his final two seasons at Georgetown. And there are many more to come. He was asked how he's making the mental adjustment. "What can I do?" he answered. "There's nothing to do." With customary reticence he deflected questions about his elbow injury. "But thanks for asking," he added. Thanks for asking?



Meanwhile, players like Bannister and Thornton are getting more than their share of media attention, but wisely have not let it go to their heads. "I never thought I'd get this far in basketball," says Thornton, UC-Irvine's third-leading scorer (12.7) in his senior season. "I know one thing," says Bannister, "I could be gone at any time when people start getting healthy."

Grunfeld tried to put the mess that is the Knicks into perspective. "Honestly," he said, "we are trying our best."

Sadly, he's absolutely right.

Friday, May 29, 2009

The Mailbag Debuts

The Mailbag Debuts
M.D. Wright
5.29.09

I am finally rolling out my Professor Mailbag. I'm going to debut with just a few questions that will give you a taste of the things to expect (at least twice a month) here at the Musings of the Professor. In the coming weeks and months, as questions and emails flow in, the number of featured questions will increase and be displayed here. If you would like to reach the Professor, simply drop him some bars at allout718@hotmail.com. With that, let's get right to the questions:
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Now that we live in an era of constant access to athletes, Do you think we're getting closer to them or forcing them to withdraw? Since the media is in their faces 24/7, wouldn't that lead to more players putting on a front, especially when PR firms and possible endorsements are involved? I've heard stories about old sportswriters having dinner and drinks with athletes, those days are long gone. Have expanded access actually limited our access?
-- Brandon, Virginia



Excellent question. I have sometimes wondered this myself. Especially given that we live in a time where people so politically correct. No one can express how they truly feel without drawing the ire of some special interest group that comes out of the woodwork anytime someone speaks ill of the people they supposedly "fight" for. Indeed, sportswriters like the legendary Dick Schaap, Peter Gammons and other mavens routinely dined and yakked it up with sports stars. Superstars, even. Now, with the media constantly vying for the "next big breaking news story", athletes and entertainers are wary of who they talk to (ex. Mike Tyson rarely spoke to anyone other than Jeremy Schaap

upon his release from prison in 1995, Kobe Bryant's mouthpiece was one TJ Simers

, before he actively began to rebuild his public image, Cam'ron only breaks news related to himself through Miss Info

or Funkmaster Flex

), if they spoke to anyone at all. I really do believe with the advent of Twitter and other social networking sites, that, while further breaking down the barrier between "them" and the "rest of us", you will see less interaction with the widespread media as we have known it. Effectively cutting the middle man out, if you will. Why use the media when you have Twitter ha?

I do agree with the PR/endorsements angle, but this is the one reason why I don't believe the media will totally be done away with. It does still serve as an excellent (and quick) means to create buzz and publicity for upcoming projects or products that a player or entertainer may be pushing.

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I realized that some Black People have had a hard way to go because of their parent's creativity when it comes to names. Keylolesha, Quandarious, and Rayshawneem are all extremes but you get the picture.

However, as Black People have progressed and more of us become "middle class" there has been a rise of the "Madisons", "McKenzie's" and "Sydney's" of the world. I find this is extremely common with female names. My goodness, I know 5 little black girls around the same age with the same name (Madison). I get it! We want something different, a name that says something else, but come on, can we hit a name book and retire some of these names? Just want to know other's thoughts. Also, what other names people are using to announce to the world that they have arrived and are now "middle class"!!??
-- Anonymity Requested, North Carolina

(Laughs)
You're not the only one who has wondered this, trust me. In a way it is a good thing that Black people are finally coming off these stupid names that make no sense DEAR GOD. Shaqadocious? DeMaybach? Vuittona?

However, the opposite reaction is kind of jarring. Maybe because we just aren't used to the image of a Black child with the name "Madison" or "Chip" affixed to their faces in a yearbook? I dunno. This will take some getting used to ha. I do agree, the Madison Jenkins and Holly Venables of the world kind of make you wonder what's next. That's the thing about Black people, though ha... you just NEVER KNOW what's next with names. Who saw the 70s/80s ghettofication of names coming? Our great grandparents are rolling in their graves for sure.
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Yo Mike this is Cory and this is my question. How do you feel about Roger Goodell trying to expand the NFL season by 1 or 2 games to make every team playing 17-18 games in the regular season and possible 20-21 to win the Super Bowl? I feel it's unnecessary to do this. The season is already long enough as it is and doesn't need to be tampered with anymore. Thanks.
-- Cory, Kentucky

I don't like the idea unless they plan to cut the preseason to two games. From what I understand, that is what Goodell's plan is. If the owners and player's association agrees to it (the latter being the main naysayer currently), then it's full speed ahead. I'd much rather see 21 games that count than four preseason games, a 16-game/17-week season (as is) or a four-preseason/17 or 18-week season and then the playoffs. The NFLPA will not go for that with obvious trepidation. More games equate with increased likelihood of injury to its players. You're guaranteed to see more images such as these:

No one (except sick, irrational fans whose hate for the New England Patriots far exceeds nature).
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With Blake Griffin most likely heading to L.A.(well there goes his career) and Memphis pretty set at center, Do you think OKC goes after Thabeet and with the young nucleus they would have how long until they rise into a playoff time a la Portland?
-- Brandon, Virginia

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa First, let's take a quick look at just a FEW players whose careers have been killed by the Los Angeles Clippers organization before they even began:

Shaun Livingston.


Charles Smith.


Lamar Odom (his heart, got tooken).


Let's hope the Clippers "botch" this draft and don't choose Griffin.

However, by the sound of it, they are planning to select him #1 overall with their pick in the upcoming 2009 NBA Draft. The Oklahoma City Thunder started out in the 2008-2009 season on pace to break the 1973-74 Philadelphia 76ers' record of 9 wins and 73 losses. They did finish strongly down the stretch, however, winning 22 games following a 5-30 start. With G Kevin Durant,

F Jeff Green

G Russell Westbrook

and an assortment of decent role players, it would make sense for the Thunder to select C Hasheem Thabeet out of the University of Connecticut. We shall see. We don't know what the Thunder 's philosophy is. Do they want to run like the Suns or play halfcourt (with "Hosh") like the Rockets? Personally, I say take Thabeet and develop him -- give yourself a defensive presence inside. However, he is soft.

As a UConn fan, I saw this first-hand. CAUTION, Thunder. Caution.
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Why is it that half the women out there are trying to tell us guys to be less picky, while the other half is looking for such an exact (and unrealistic) rendition of a man that none of us get a fair shake? Which half is really kidding themselves here and who should we listen to?
-- Lee, New York

I wrote a blog concerning such psychosis a while back. Rather than plug the blog, I'll answer flat out:

BLAME HOLLYWOOD, DISNEY AND DANIELLE STEEL.

These two are the culprit for women developing ridiculous expectations for men (most of these women don't even meet the kinds of expectations they have for the men they claim to want). Hollywood, with their movies with serene, classical tunes, showing a man act like a total pansy and doing whatever a woman wants... Disney with ALADDIN and Beauty & The Beast, trash like "Twilight" (featured here:) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clYTM_TaXP0 and Danielle Steel with her steamy, semipornographic novels

have all feed images, ideas and concepts into women's minds about a perfect man. Such a man (nor woman) exists. Therefore, there is a constant comparison (in women's minds, whether they admit it or not) between the images and characters on TV and in movies and the real-life man with issues that she chooses to get with.

There is a difference between being romantic, loving your woman, being caring, supportive, providing and protective of your woman. But to become a complete pansy, virtually a eunuch is a different story. What happens is you end up with a wide swath of good men who are essentially what most of these women both want AND need get passed over because they don't look like the proverbial Knight in Shining Armor

I could go on and on, but if you ask an honest woman to assess what her idea of an ideal man is, see does it not line up with characters from one of, if not all of the aforementioned media outlets. Who to listen to concerning this ha? This may sound crazy, but DON'T listen to the ones who talk the most about what they want. Listen to those who DON'T sit around talking about who/what their "ideal" man is. Check out this article really quick. This will answer ALL of your questions regarding this relatively new phenomena:

Does Twilight set an unreasonable standard for men?
By Ted Cox

As much as it pains me, I admit I have seen the Twilight movie. [view trailer] In my defense, I didn’t want to see it, but my four younger teenage sisters were bugging me to go for family bonding time (that, and I was still in trouble for picking Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull for the last family-movie outing).

In case you have been living in a hole for the past months, Twilight is based [on] author Stephenie Meyer’s novel of the same name. The story follows Bella, a clumsy, unpopular teenage girl who tries to manage an awkward relationship with her mustachioed father while she adjusts to life in a new town. Soon after starting at her new high school, Bella falls madly in love with Edward, a vampire who has been undead for “a while.” (The poor guy. Life must get pretty monotonous after a few hundred years.)

My sisters, like so many teenage girls, went gaga whenever the hunky, pasty Edward and his male-model coif appeared on-screen. Edward is inhumanly gorgeous, inhumanly strong, holds several medical degrees, plays concert piano, drives a shiny car, is filthy rich and, most importantly, is instantly and uncontrollably attracted to Bella.

It’s not hard to see why Twilight has become so popular. The story probably resonates with young women who feel they aren’t particularly pretty, smart, talented or loveable. Twilight is the movie version of a common teenage fantasy: The hot, rich guy falls madly in love with the unpopular klutz.

I guess that means Twilight is pornography for young women. While porn for men takes normal, everyday guys and pairs them with idealized women, Twilight flips the formula around: Bella is the everyday teenage girl who ends up with the idealized man.

When women are idealized in the media, it’s called sexism, objectification or misogyny. But when men are idealized, it’s called a blockbuster. One blogger at Feministing.com cried foul over Bella needing a man to fulfill her life. The same writer didn’t mention anything about the story holding men up to impossible standards.

Science is only recently exploring how films negatively impact the perceptions of women. Last month, scientists at Heriot-Watt University in Edinburgh, Scotland, released a study suggesting that romantic comedies can “spoil your love life.” Fans of movies like You’ve Got Mail and Runaway Bride were more likely to believe in unhealthy ideas like predestined love, fate and destiny, and that it’s not necessary for partners to verbally express love for each other.

It seems that just as pornography can fill men with unrealistic expectations about women, films like Twilight can give women unrealistic expectations about men.

Unhealthy, unrealistic expectations in the media affect all of us. To achieve true gender equality, unfair portrayals of men need to receive attention and criticism.

After all, if my sisters are hoping for an Edward to come along and sweep them off of their feet, they’re going to be sorely disappointed.

Excellent question. Expect a separate blog addressing this VERY SOON.
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I contend that the 90s contained more quality diverse music than any other era in history. Hip hop and grunge took off, female artists like Alanis and Britney broke sales records, and the ways we bought and shared music were forever altered. If you made a 90s mixtape, what would be on it?
-- Brian, Texas

You are trying to start something by talking about music here. Especially asking me to compile a mixtape. That's tough. I would definitely feature one song from everyone on the roster of Bad Boy Records, a cut from a group such as Green Day, definitely one or two songs from the conglomerate that housed Aaliyah, Missy Elliott and Timbaland, for some soul, a Jodeci record or two, a song from En Vogue, TLC, SWV and Mary J. Blige apiece, a track or two from Alanis Morissette and Diana Krall, an Aerosmith cut from "Get A Grip" ("Cryin''?)

I could go on and on Brian, you just gave me a blog idea. I will give you credits on that blog. Coming soon. I promise. Stay tuned.

For my other readers who want to submit questions, again, you can email me at allout718@hotmail.com or message me on Facebook.

Thanks for reading!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

For Musicians: Digital Distribution

For Musicians: Digital Distribution
Getting Sold On iTunes

By Joe Shambro, About.com

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As an independent artist, you'll probably be very familiar with the fact that digital downloading is huge -- and you're probably wondering how to get your cut of the action! And it's not just illegal downloading taking a huge bite out of traditional sales -- legal downloading services such as iTunes, eMusic, Napster, and Rhapsody have created a huge opportunity for major and independent labels alike: the ability to sell your music to a large, diverse market, with little to no overhead costs.

At around $1 per song, $10 per album, these services represent a great way to get your music distributed to the masses. However, as an independent artist, getting your music digitally distributed on the big services may seem like an impossible task -- until now!

Digital or Traditional?
While it may be tempting to go the all-digital route and avoid the printing costs of a CD, it's also important to understand that the market is still there for CD sales, especially independent musicians. Despite the numbers looking great, there's only an estimated 10% of the music-buying public taking advantage of paid digital downloads.

You'll still want to consider retaining the option to sell CDs -- especially at your shows! Most artists see CD sales at their merch tables, even if they're not doing so great in local CD stores. Before making a decision on which way to go exclusively, consider the benefits of doing both, especially if you have a budget to do so.

Getting Your Release Ready - Mastering & Artwork
As an independent artist, you'll need to make sure your release is up to commercial standards before releasing it digitally. By now, I'm sure you're familiar with the process of mastering -- evening out the dynamics and maximizing the volume of your recording. Make sure that, whether you're doing the mastering yourself or hiring an engineer to do it for you, that your final product sounds it's best. Remember, you'll be on an even playing field (well, almost) to the big, major-label acts when you're being digitally distributed, so make your release stand out as best you can.

You'll also need to make sure you have complete artwork to submit, along with the complete track credits. The major players won't post your music without artwork -- it doesn't have to be the best, but something catchy certainly helps!

Obtain a UPC Code
In order to sell your music in any online store, not just iTunes, you'll need a UPC code assigned to your release. There's a few options, and they're all about the same price if you know where to look (and contrary to popular belief, you don't have to pay the $750 fee that's standard if you're getting your own UPC, unless you want to register a UPC as your own company). One option is going through your CD duplication company. For a small fee (between $20 and $50), you'll be assigned a unique UPC code for your product, which you can use on both your regular CD and your digitally distributed version. Just ask them, if they haven't offered it already. Another option is the great service CD Baby. They're an online store that's a major player in the digital distribution market, as well (more about that later). They'll assign you a unique UPC for $20. You can also do a Google search for "UPC Code", and you'll get some great results -- don't pay more than $50, though!

Find a Distributor
Unless your independent label (or you) are a major player, then you won't be able to deal directly with Apple. Unfortunately, but understandably due to the volume of interest, iTunes requires that you as an artist partner with an established distributor. This works to your benefit when you compare the selling and bargaining power you as one of the many independent artists would have! This offers them the ability to work only with high-volume sellers, who'll be committed to the level of content quality they strive for. Of course, the downside here is that is that it'll cost you a little more in sales revenue, due to the fact you'll have to help pay a minimal overhead for the other companies involved.

The number one thing to look out for in a digital distributing partner is a non-exclusive licensing agreement. Make sure that you will continue to own all rights to your own music. Don't sign anything -- and if in doubt, take it up with an experienced entertainment lawyer -- if you feel you may sign your rights away to your material, which goes without saying. You'll also want to make sure that the pay cut is fair -- the average payout is around 60 cents per song download, and most digital distribution services will take a 9-10% cut of that. Still, when compared to the overhead of printing and distributing an actual CD copy, you're coming out ahead!

One of the best distributors, as mentioned above, is CD Baby. They've partnered with not only iTunes, but many of the other major players in the digital market. They'll set up to sell your CD -- digital only, or, if you have real copies, on their online store, as well -- for $35 per album. There's some setup work, but it's all easily done. They handle the digital encoding of your material for you, to make sure that your music stays in the proper format at the highest quality.

Another great option is a company called TuneCore. TuneCore offers similar features to CD Baby, although they only deal in digital distribution, not traditional sales as well. Their pricing model is quite different, and allows you to choose which services you'd like to distribute to. For every release, they charge a 99 cent fee per store you choose to release to, including iTunes Japan, eMusic, and many others, aside from traditional United States iTunes distribution. They also charge a yearly maintenance fee of $19.98 per album, and 99 cents per song. For a 12-song album, that means roughly $25 in fees to distribute to the major players. They also don't make any claim to your material, just distribute it. They offer free UPC code generation, and can hook you up with a good artwork person if you don't have cover art already made.

And remember, promote your digital downloads!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

The Cavalcade That Was Bad Boy Records

The Cavalcade That Was Bad Boy Records
M.D. Wright
5.26.09
Edited: 9.30.09

In light of the news that Puff has signed a distribution deal with Interscope Records for the "new" Bad Boy that is focusing on "superstars", I thought it would be fitting to take a look down memory lane.

Okay, most people know and will admit that Bad Boy ran things from 1993-1998. The best year arguably being 1997. The summer of 1995 was great for them also, but between 1993-1998, the artists signed to Bad Boy and released albums/videos include, but are not limited to:

CRAIG MACK.


FAITH EVANS.


THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G.


TOTAL.


112.


PUFF DADDY.


MA$E.


These are basically my high school years, and obviously some of the greatest memories in life. Most people aged 25-35 can pretty much agree. Here are some of the highlights from each:

Craig Mack - "Flava In Ya Ear" (1994):
"And just like a piece of Sizzleannnnnnn... you'll fit inside my stomach with the eggs and grits between"
"You won't be around next year my raps too severe kickin' mad Flava In Ya Ear..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-MLp3l2fkA

Craig Mack - "Get Down" (1994):
"And-and... turn up the bass a lil bit, cause you know I wanna hear that... boompsh... boompsh... knowimsayin???"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcIdXQQKWv4

Craig Mack - "Flava In Ya Ear (Remix)" (1995):
"Don't be mad... UPS is hirin'..."
"Not from Houston, but I Rap-A-Lot..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8pG1mG7BeI

Faith Evans - "Soon As I Get Home" (1995)
This was that joint.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfPJgTGlTCA

Faith Evans - "You Used To Love Me" (1995)
For some Emo-esque reason, I loved this song. I always like to think these women are singing to me ha.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xvcw4_faith-evans-notorious-big-you-used_music

Faith Evans - "Ain't Nobody" (1996)
Lovely song. If you're mushy.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xqsmz_faith-evansaint-nobody_music

The Notorious B.I.G. - "Juicy" (1994)
SET IT OFF. Summer jam '94.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsT8FaZnzdE

The Notorious B.I.G. - "Warning" (1995)
"It's gunna be a lotta slow singin'... and flower bringin'... if... my burglar alarm starts ringin'..."
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xyz1x_notorious-big-warning_music

The Notorious B.I.G. - "One More Chance (Remix)" (1995)
This was that JAM in '95, along with Can't U See, right behind it. BTW, what did Faith look like in that bed ha?
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x17mb2_notorious-big-one-more-chance_music

The Notorious B.I.G. - "Big Poppa" (1995)
CLUB BANGA.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x17cv2_notorious-big-big-poppa_music

The Notorious B.I.G. - Hypnotize (1997)
I nearly shed a tear when this first came on, because it still didn't seem real that BIG was gone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBzJWtU-g34

The Notorious B.I.G. - "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems" (1997)
I was beginning to not like Puff at this time, but it was still a great song. With great spoken (out of breath) words from BIG.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nzHIx4fVuE



The Notorious B.I.G. - "Sky's The Limit" (1998)
"I'm sewin' tigers on my shirts... and alligators... you wanna see the inside ha? I see ya later!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtJW5mbErUA

Total - "No One Else" (1995)
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xhnid_total-no-one-else_music

Total - "Can't U See" (1995)
I still do that dance that Puff was doing whenever this song comes on. Back when I still danced. I ain't got time for that anymore. Except in rare occasions.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xqz4x_total-notoriousbigcantusee_music

Total - "Kissin' You" (1996)
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x21znf_kissing-you_music

Total - "No One Else (Remix)" (1996)
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xa28w_total-no-one-else-rmx_music

Total - "Kissin' You (Remix)" (1996)
Who DIDN'T like this song/sample?
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3545l_total-kissing-you-oh-honey-remix

112 - "Only You" (1996)
This was the joint that set it off for Mase and 112, and showed why Biggie pretty much ran things from the time he got on until those fags popped him.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1mebw_112-feat-biggie-smalls-only-you_music

112 - "Cupid" (1997)
When you're graduating high school and chicks abound, this was your joint.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1gio6_112-cupid_music

112 - "Come See Me" (1997)
E-Double on the 16.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1nat4_come-see-me_music

Puff Daddy - "Can't Nobody Hold Me Down" (1996)
We all loved this joint. Mase was relatively unknown except to C.O.C. fans (and his style was changed, so most still didn't know).
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x182yr_puff-daddy-cant-nobody-hold-me-down_music

Puff Daddy - "Been Around The World" (1997)
Hot97 played this song to DEATH that summer. That was the best summer ever to be in NYC, BTW.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1xe2r_puff-daddy-been-around-the-world_music

Puff Daddy - "It's All About The Benjamins (Remix)" (1997)
Guaranteed to get the crowd jumpin'.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x21zok_the-benjamins_music

Puff Daddy - "Victory" (1997)
Biggie KILT... not killed, but KILT this.
I wish Big had been around to make this video. "Brawl nights, I perform like Mike, anyone, Tyson, Jordan Jackson" had me put that joint on repeat at least 10 times when I first heard it. This video is over-kill, though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-DUNZHMDhI

Puff Daddy - "I'll Be Missing You" (1998)
The further out we get from that tragedy, the more I hate this song and look at Puff even more crooked than I ever did.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1tky6_puff-daddy-ill-be-missing-you_music

The Lox - "If Ya Think I'm Jiggy" (1998)
Not the Lox real style, but since Puff mandated it, it worked.
http://www.myvideo.de/watch/2348276/The_Lox_If_You_Think_I_m_Jiggy

The Lox - "Money, Power & Respect" (1998)
Underrated album by the Lox.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xqy1v_the-lox-lilkim-dmx-money-power-resp_sport

The Lox ' "We'll Always Love Big Poppa" (1998)
If you were caught up in the emotion back then, that's one thing. Again, the more we get away from March 9, 1997, the more these tribute songs leave me feeling hollow.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xlfib_lox-we-will-always-love-big-poppa_music

Faith Evans - "All Night Long" (1998)
Faith with the upbeat/hopeful lyrics, being a change-of-pace from the slit-your-wrist (but 15 tracks of goodness, IMO) stuff on her debut.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3iiv_faith-evans-all-night-long_music

Faith Evans "Can't Believe" (1998)
This was my knock in my whip back then.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1t2fk_faith-evans-feat-carl-thomas-cant-b_music

Faith Evans - "Love Like This" (1998)
More of the same.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3k4r_faith-evans-love-like-this_music

Faith Evans - "Never Gonna Let You Go" (1999)
Lovely song.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xsozo_never-let-you-go_street

Ma$e - "Feel So Good" (1997)
This was my JOINT. Period.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6ZnzHCUH28

Ma$e - "What U Want" (1998)
I remember when that fag Carson Daly was hatin' because they had to play it on TRL every day back then. Ha. It was still the joint. Just because it wasn't some poppy, uptempo BS?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6104D9tkl8

Ma$e - "Lookin' At Me" (1998)
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3m5st_mase-lookin-at-me_music

Ma$e - "24 Hours To Live" (1998)
Last we heard from the Bad Boy Ma$e before the goonies up on 139th & Lenox ran him outta Harlem.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x19m9z_24-hours-to-live-mase-blak-rob-jada_politics

Bad Boy did its thing for a good 5 year stretch. But since BIG died, the Lox got wise to what Puff was doing with their money and Mase did whatever you wanna call it that he did -- well, Bad Boy sucks. Faith, Total and Carl Thomas all left.

It was a good run and Bad Boy was basically the high school soundtrack of my life.

May 26, 2009

May 26, 2009
Calling Evil Good
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READ: Isaiah 5:18-23
Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil! —Isaiah 5:20

The Wizard of Oz has remained popular for years. People of all ages have learned moral lessons from Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, and the Cowardly Lion as they traveled down the yellow brick road. Of course, in the plot line the great enemy to be overcome is the Wicked Witch of the West. Evil is clearly depicted and overcome by good.

A new Broadway musical, however, turns the moral sense of the original story on its head. In this rewriting of the story, the wicked witch is presented as a sympathetic character. Born with green skin, she feels like an outsider. Major characters, plot lines, roles, and other details are altered so that the wicked witch is really just a misunderstood person. The audience might come away with the idea that evil is good and good is evil.

During the ministry of the prophet Isaiah, a reversal of moral values took place in Israel. Some actually lifted up the evils of murder, idolatry, and adultery as good. In response, Isaiah gave a stern warning: “Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil!” (Isa. 5:20). In our relativistic world, popular culture constantly challenges biblical values. But studying, memorizing, and meditating on God’s Word can ensure our discernment between good and evil. — Dennis Fisher

In our day-to-day existence,
Evil sometimes wears a mask;
Trust the Lord for true discernment—
He gives wisdom when we ask. —Hess

If we know the truth, we can discern what’s false.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Killa Season: Underrated Comedy

Killa Season: Underrated Comedy
M.D. Wright
5.25.09

Man, I LOVED Killa Season (2006) when it first came out. You don't have to be *ehem* under the proverbial influence to enjoy it, but I (hear) that it's 100 times funnier if you are. Nonetheless, I loved it. I still watch it to this day and the "movie" (looks like an extended music video, actually -- and low budget in typical Cam'ron fashion ha) has tons of quotables and funny scenes. I'm devoting this small post to those funny sections. Again, it has high repeat value and I'm VERY MUCH looking forward to Killa Season II (supposedly dropping later in 2009).

The INTRO (Cam is the king of Intros on his music albums, and now the Intro to Killa Season: The Movie is a classic) is hilarious. Check it out here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CyXNqgtc8w . I have no words. I'm too busy dying laughing.

This scene is funny and GREAT, not because of acting, but because this is REALLY how the hood is in Harlem. Especially in the summer. I wish people would appreciate it for what it is and nothing more.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6sPz8lor1o .

Hell Rell made this movie infinitely funnier with his scenes HA:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61SQxNaw_sk .

This part of the movie was hilarious, too: "Hey nigga, you gotta go to your grandfather's funeral... c'mon bwoy, get yer ass up!"... "Take de dom jullery off!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeygMg2YQ4U .

THE ABSOLUTE FUNNIEST PART (aside from when Cam spat on the little girl as "retribution") -- "WHAT'S POPPIN' B???"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuUFetPJUEI .

Go cop it and give it an honest watch. You won't be disappointed.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

LeBron James To Leave Cleveland Ha?

LeBron James To Leave Cleveland Ha?
M.D. Wright
5.24.09

Cleveland Stans (Stalker Fans who are beyond irrational when it comes to James) like to lie to themselves and construct lists stating the reasons they believe LeBron James will remain in Cleveland as a Cavalier beyond the 2009-2010 season. I never really thought he was going to. Even the new deal with the Chinese Investors coming to buy a stake in the team is not going to make a difference. If anything, that is about Cavs owner Dan Gilbert and lining HIS pockets. Remember, the name of the arena the Cavs play in is named after the company Gilbert owns: "Quicken Loans Arena". Quicken Loans relied heavily upon Interest-Only mortgages. Anyone with a TV and CNN knows that the real estate market was plagued by such mortgages. That stuff is coming home to roost. There is nothing Cleveland can possibly do to keep LeBron in Cleveland if he really wants to leave for greener pastures.

Now let's tackle the hardline, on-the-court issues that people continue trying to pound into the ground (and this Orlando Eastern Conference Final series is exposing).

A lot of Cavalier fans/Knick haters like to tell themselves and anyone who listen that "there's no reason for LeBron to leave. He loves it here. He's embedded in the community." Blah blah blah. That hasn't stopped any of the players before him from leaving and heading to teams that offer him more money and afford them even MORE exposure. Name a Cleveland Plain-Dealer writer.

I'll wait.

Now name a sports writer for one of the New York papers. You don't even have to read the Daily News, Newsday, the Times or the Post to name 3-5 of them. Madison Avenue is four blocks away. You have Broadway. You have everything to make LeBron James a global icon (his stated goal). As much as people know and love LeBron as is, KOBE BRYANT AND YAO MING (respectively) still lead the NBA in global jersey sales. Let's not forget that. People in China love Kobe and YAO. LeBron will lift his image and profile in New York. I say New York and not Los Angeles, because the Lakers are cap-strapped and would have to gut the team of players they need to win in order to get LeBron. Besides, Kobe is the ultimate Alpha Dog and that wouldn't work. LeBron wants no part of Detroit, that's a lateral/BACKWARD move (if you're rational, it is CLEARLY the latter), so Piston fans can keep dreaming. The Pistons are eyeing Stoudemire or Bosh, anyway. Chicago would be a good fit, but they are set to lose Ben Gordon, their leading scorer and don't even have the players this current Cavalier team has.

Now, to the people who say "why would he go to that joke of a franchise in disarray?" (New York Knicks) Chew on this. Isiah Thomas and his circus have rolled out of town. Jimmy Dolan has gone back behind the scenes (face it, even some Knick fans didn't know he owned the team LONG before they started uttering his name about firing Layden and subsequently Thomas). Now that he's back where he belongs, new GM Donnie Walsh can do his job. Walsh brought Reggie Miller to the Pacers and built the Pacers into perennial contenders in the 1990s.

Look at the Cavs roster and look at the Knicks'. Put LeBron on the 2008-2009 Knicks and the Knicks go from 32-50 to 60-22. Conversely, the Cavs go back to being a 27-34 win team without him with the SAME CURRENT players. With a couple more matchup advantages and better scorers in Al Harrington and David Lee, the Knicks are a better team with LeBron than the Cavs are, top to bottom. Consider this:

2008-2009 Cavs regulars:
F- LeBron James
F- Anderson Vareao
C- Zydrunas Ilgauskas
G- Delonte West
G- Maurice Williams
F- Wally Szczerbiak
F- Ben Wallace
G- Daniel Gibson
G/F- Sasha Pavlovic
F- Joe Smith

This team won 67 games. Half of them on the strength of having LeBron. As they are currently proving in losing to the Magic in the Eastern Conference Finals, they aren't a clutch team at all. Save for one game-winning shot by James. The rest of these guys are role players.

2008-2009 Knicks regulars:
F- Al Harrington (great scorer, can get 30 every night)
F- David Lee (double-double machine -- as in 18 and 12)
C- Eddy Curry (a joke, but so is Ilgauskas right now)
G- Wilson Chandler (showed flashes of what he did at DePaul, very solid all around, long future in the NBA)
G- Chris Duhon (no worse than anyone on Cleveland right now, and runs coach Mike D'Antoni's system to perfection)
F- Danilo Gallinari (a healthy Gallo is Dirk 2.0)
G- Nate Robinson (better than anyone on Cleveland's backcourt)
G/F- Quentin Richardson (basically useless, as is Wally)
F- Chris Wilcox (young Joe Smith)
G- Larry Hughes (played with LeBron before, can score better than anyone on Cleveland not named James)
F- Jared Jeffries (Varejao)

Throw in a #8 pick this year, a free agent who can make a difference in 2009-2010 and TONS of cap space with Stephon Marbury gone and a couple of current contracts coming off the books, and the Knicks can upgrade at Guard and Forward in 2010-2011 ALONG WITH James and the Knicks are instantly the best team in the East. DO NOT use the current Knicks (or the 2001-2008 teams for that matter) cloud your perception of the future. The Knicks are not far from contending at all. The Celtics are aging before our eyes, Miami is aging at the wrong positions and too young in most vital positions. The Bulls are on the cusp, but missing a legitimate shooting guard who plays both ways (and inside scoring).

Keep this in mind this offseason if James DOESN'T re-sign with Cleveland and if he DOES sign with the Knicks (maybe even through a sign-and-trade with protected draft picks and a couple of coveted players (such as David Lee) in 2010-2011.

Not saying it will happen, because I'm not in his head. But let's get back to reality: this Cleveland outfit is not a great team and they're not put together well enough to make LeBron say "hey, I want to stay here after all". These are not the '81-'87 Celtics, or '88-'90 Pistons, or '92-'98 Bulls, or '80-'90 Lakers. And since they are not, talking about lineups, Chinese Investors, how close LeBron's house is in proximity to downtown blah blah blah is just that: BLITHER.

Taunting? Bring It BACK!

Taunting? Bring It BACK!
M.D. Wright
5.24.09

As we continue to watch the pussification of pro sports before our eyes -- you won't be able to touch Quarterbacks in the NFL pretty soon (while Running Backs continue to get clobbered on every play in every conceivable way), the NBA won't allow defensive players to hand-check offensive players (with the hopes of increased scoring -- meanwhile the 90s NBA was the most watchable version of the product) and well, the MLB could benefit because 70% of the league (including pitchers) were roided up from 1988-2008, by all accounts. NHL players can still beat each other about the face, and I'm glad. Hockey wouldn't be as palpable without it.

This and one other thing, which has been been stripped from nearly every sport: TAUNTING.

The NBA won't allow a guy to push down a defender attempting to block his shot, stand over him, yell taunts (as anyone in an emotionally-charged moment would do), NFL players can't clock a guy's clock on a good hit and stand over him like Jack Tatum did Sammy White in Super Bowl XI

MLB players like Manny Ramirez can't stand and admire his home runs for an hour -- without being beaned the next time he came to the plate (or one of his teammates).

Listen, taunting is part of the game. You grow up doing it. It's not "BUSH LEAGUE". It is what you do when you execute a play superior to the guy defending (or offending) you. It doesn't always perpetuate fights. It isn't a gateway act. And if it does lead to fights, so what? That's life. We fight playing pickup ball in the streets. We fight playing tackle football at our high school alma maters. We fight in Park & Rec leagues. But you know what? UNLESS YOU'RE PUSSIFIED, that's where it ends and you could even fight your homeboy and go right back to being cool after the game.

When will David J. Stern and ROGER GOODELL (who, if he botches this Vick thing, along with a long line of policies he's instituted that I do not agree with nor like at all, will REALLY be on my X-List) get it? These esoteric corporate sponsors aren't as wary about all these things as the leagues claim. These same sponsors air commercials that elicit the same responses from the people who view them and subsequently buy their product. Call it what it really is.

Oh. You can't do that, Rev. Al, the NAACP and any other liberal special interest group will be up your culo. THAT'S your bigger concern. Not sponsors jumping ship.

TAUNTING IS PART OF SPORTS. It drives you to be better so the guy can't have a reason to do it in the future. Plain and simple.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

NBA on NBC Returns?

NBA on NBC Returns?
M.D. Wright
5.23.09

If you're a living, breathing NBA fan aged 21-45, you LIVED for the NBA on NBC. You hated ABC and ESPN for giving the NBA the Godfather Offer for broadcast rights in 2002. You were wistful when the 2002 Finals were over, because it marked the end of that particular incarnation of NBC's coverage of the NBA. I knew things would never be the same. I cursed Disney, ABC and ESPN because of it. How could I not? We LIVED for those Sunday TRIPLEHEADERS. The music. The suspenseful intros by Bob Costas and Marv Albert. The plot lines. The rivalries. The NBA on NBC was an EVENT. You did not miss a game unless you were on your deathbed, or someone close to you was, or you were forced to work or in mid-air traveling. Whenever you heard (and still do) hear the John Tesh jingle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR7cd_N2LPU, you look for a TV because you could be missing a game. You were programmed for 12 years to think this way. Wives and girlfriends hated Sunday afternoons because you watched basketball from noon until almost 9 pm every week. And even on some Saturdays, there would be doubleheaders. This was the life.

With such legendary commentary game in and game out, from the likes of the aforementioned Costas and Albert, but also Steve "Snapper" Jones and Bill Walton -- whose back and forth banter during games became the stuff of legend as well, the NBA took off to unprecedented heights in the 1990s.

Now that the NBA re-upped (all about money, Disney/ABC/ESPN offered more than double what NBC originally offered, and NBC was hemorrhaging losses from 1999-2002 due to Michael Jordan's second retirement) with ABC until 2015-2016, we will not see the NBA on NBC again -- if ever, at least until that time. I hope they bring the music with them. Enough of us should petition the league as well as Dick Ebersol and the other powers-that-be at NBC Sports to let them know how much we HATE watching ABC/ESPN's coverage of the NBA (apologies to Jeff Van Gundy, the only worthwhile analyst they have other than my other personal fave behind Marv Albert, Hubie Brown).



Such memorable classics as the clinching Game 6 of the 1993 NBA Finals, including the Phoenix Suns vs. the Chicago Bulls were epic battles in the NBA while airing on NBC. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ3pYT6S2TI .

Another great moment was Game 1 of the 1992 NBA Finals featuring Portland Trail Blazers vs. Chicago Bulls shown here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=med9nvhCkao . Marv Albert, the VOICE of New York Knicks basketball from 1967-2004, and the greatest of all time in sports broadcasting, was on the call. His call on Michael Jordan's 6th three-pointer was epic and still gives people chills (especially those who were watching the game live as I was with my dad and two of my best friends). My dad and I have watched some of the best games in the history of the NBA since 1985. Jordan hitting those three even made my dad shake his head in amazement (as Jordan was not known as a 3 point shooter up until that time). Jordan's shrug at Marv, the Czar of the Telestrator (Mike Fratello) and Magic Johnson is an enduring image in NBA annals. Marv's call further drove Jordan's legend: "DID YOU SEE THAT LOOK??? Michael... INDICATING... HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!"

Some of the other more memorable high points of the NBA on NBC (1990-2002) are as follows:

1991 NBA Eastern Conference First Round. Chicago Bulls vs. New York Knicks. Game 3. At "The Garden". Jordan's famous dunk on Ewing and Oakley. He also had 33 points in the game. Yawn. It was on MSG and not NBC at the time. I miss that old MSG substitution horn and the dim lights at the Garden. God, can we have these days back??? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vysHGJTU1fo. On the Bulls' local coverage, check out Johnny "Red" Kerr's reaction (which was typical) to Jordan's dunk. He sounded like he just got bit by a pack of pit bulls. R.I.P. Red Kerr. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HDdT1oBcXA . I was watching that game live also and I hate how Knick/Pat Ewing haters like to talk about it to this day. No one fouled Jordan on that play.

1991 NBA Finals. Chicago Bulls vs. Los Angeles Lakers. Game 5. This is a classic NBA on NBC intro. Listen to the music. Listen to Costas' narration. Look at the slow motion images. YOU WERE READY TO WATCH AN EPIC CONTEST after this. The NBA on NBC rivaled the NBA on CBS (for those of us who are able to remember its coverage throughout the 80s with Dick Stockton and Tom Heinsohn, and later Hubie Brown -- where he debuted his trademark use of "Second Person/Coachspeak" color analysis in games, which those who know me, know I love and do an excellent imitation of).

Here is the link for that

1991 NBA Finals: Chicago Bulls vs. Los Angeles Lakers, Game 5 (Bulls Clinch). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXdiz57Jd0 .

This also happened in that series. Game 2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT1yNyRwd7w My dad said it was "unnecessary" when we were watching it, but my boys Chico and Butter and I all loved it -- and proceeded to go outside and imitate it on the basketball court the next day. Again, Marv Albert with the great call. "OHHHHH... and spec-TACULAR move... by Michael... Jordan!!!"

1992 NBA All-Star Game. This stands out because it was just three months after Earvin "Magic" Johnson shocked the world in November 1991 with his HIV diagnosis. Magic did play in this game, however. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd61FTNQw9w . There are 18 total parts to this video, I'm providing the first part.

1992 NBA Eastern Conference Semifinals. Chicago Bulls vs. New York Knicks. Player intros by Mike Walczewski. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5TRpklR0eE

1992 NBA Eastern Conference Semifinals. Chicago Bulls vs. New York Knicks. We were supposed to beat the Bulls that year. We lose in Game 7. There are MANY enduring images from this series. The biggest being Michael Jordan finishing over Patrick Ewing and Xavier McDaniel, who fouled Jordan -- while Jordan seemingly hung in the air for 10 seconds. Jordan comes down, yelling, screaming and pumping his fists at Ewing and McDaniel, who had both fallen while Jordan maintained his footing. I was both pissed and somewhat pleased. It was hard being a Knick fan in the 1990s. MORE SO THAN IT HAS BEEN THROUGHOUT THE 2000s.

Here's Game 4 of that series, from an electric Madison Square Garden (it's a mausoleum now). Notice some patented things here: Jordan's overall excellence. Pippen's clutch play. Phil Jackson and his fiery temper getting technicals. "Johnnnn STARKS!" (as our Public Address Announcer, Mike Walczewski used to say it at MSG) and his great shooting, and "PAT-rick Ewing" (also a "Wally" trademark call -- you can hear it as Ewing hits his PATENTED baseline jump shot at 00:18). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IejJaBdz6W8 . Great game. Great series. I was crushed. No one was beating the Bulls that year if we didn't.

Game 3 was probably the best. Featuring Jordan standing over Ewing and McDaniel as I previously mentioned. Check that out at 6:29-7:13. By the way, I loved NBC for those still, slow-motion replays with the grainy/jumping footage. WHO DID NOT LOVE THIS? I dare you to stand up. I will eviscerate you. I still get chills. I had that still photo as my profile picture. It is forever etched in my mind. We weren't going to beat them. Even though this was ONLY Game 3. Ewing had a terrible game, I do recall. I watched this game with my dad and my boys, as usual, but I felt very sour after this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GcsNhxezpU

1993 NBA Eastern Conference Finals. Game 5. Chicago Bulls vs. New York Knicks. Jordan kills us with 54 points. I want to kill someone. I was a Jordan fan. I liked to see him do his thing, just NOT AGAINST US. A lot of people thought I was a Bulls fan, but I wanted to do someone harm after the '93 ECF. We were SUPPOSED to win that year. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKOkNZ4Yzto .

1993 NBA Finals. Chicago Bulls vs. Phoenix Suns. Game 6 (Bulls Clinch). Jordan had five great games leading up to this. He also had scored all nine of the Bulls' points in a pitiful 4th quarter until John Paxson hit the 3 point shot heard 'round the world. Marv Albert: "Here's Paxson for threeeeee... YES!!!" LOL@Costas' intro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ3pYT6S2TI .

1994 NBA Eastern Conference Finals. Game 5. Reggie kills us in the 4th. BTW, I always loved the organ that old man Eddie played after Patrick Ewing scored. "Pa-trick Ewing (two beats on the organ). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7L1lruNCfk .

1994 NBA Eastern Conference Finals. Game 7. We clinch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xei7sJimqzI

1994 NBA Finals. Houston Rockets vs. New York Knicks. Game 5. Series overshadowed by OJ's murderin' ass. Best Knicks Intro. EVER. "ANNNNNNNNNNND at center, at 7'0" from Georgetown.... Number 33, COOOO-CAPTAIN... PAAAAAAAA-TRICK EWING!!!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0RwVBgIfew .

1995 NBA Eastern Conference Finals. Game 1. Reggie Miller scores 8 points in the last 8 seconds of the game. Pushes Greg Anthony after making a 3, and hits another (along with 2 FTs). "TIE GAMMMMMEEE-UH!!! No need to foul in THAT situationnnnnnn-uh!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCEsVa3ZBZA

1995 NBA Eastern Conference Finals. Game 7. Patrick Ewing misses an EASY layup that would have won it for the Knicks. I nearly busted my TV set at my parents' BBQ that day. Memorial Day Weekend, 1995. SHEESH. I cannot find video for it and rightfully so. It would be like watching Lawrence Taylor break Joe Theismann's leg all over again on Monday Night Football in 1985. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yn9wj3e6Uw. Imagine being 6 years old and seeing that, as I did?

1997 Regular Season. Chicago Bulls vs. New York Knicks. Typical Knicks/Bulls game. Typical NBA on NBC intro. Typical NBA on NBC buildup. TYPICAL GREAT GAME. Pat had it "taking place" (as Kenny Mayne says). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwBtey9cnDM

1997 Regular Season. Chicago Bulls vs. New York Knicks. A compilation of that season. This is posted just to show you Wally's PA skills when introducing my Knicks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8Y_P3hpeNQ .

1997 Eastern Conference Semifinals. New York Knicks vs. Miami Heat. The league cheats and suspends all our star players (including Ewing, Houston, Larry Johnson and Stark) for either Game 6 and/or Game 7, meanwhile the Heat only lose PJ Brown, who was only a role player for Miami -- along with JVG (Jeff Van Gundy for non-NBA people) hanging by Alonzo Mourning's ankles ha (albeit that was in the '98 Playoffs). And we lose the series due to this fight: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGD_ym_hb1M

1997 NBA Western Conference Finals. Barkley chokes again. John Stockton makes the most clutch shot in Utah Jazz history to send the Jazz to the NBA Finals for the first time ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcVzcPOP0Sw .

1997 NBA Finals. Utah Jazz vs. Chicago Bulls. Game 5. "THE FLU GAME". We were huddled in a room in Freeport, Bahamas watching this. About 30 of us. Brendan Haywood was in the house with us. Marv Albert: "Jordan... he... he... he looks like...a... a... boxer..." Jordan had a game FOR THE AGES. Malone was a fag for not making the heady play late. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2os-hfXSUlA .

1998 NBA Eastern Conference Finals. Chicago Bulls vs. Indiana Pacers. Game 3. Reggie Miller has one of the best games of his life, making it a series again. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJrTGf0Wcgg .

1998 NBA Eastern Conference Finals. Chicago Bulls vs. Indiana Pacers. Game 6. Reggie does it again. Pushes Jordan off and hits the clincher. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htSWwyrxUIA .

1998 NBA Eastern Conference Finals. Chicago Bulls vs. Indiana Pacers. Game 7. The culmination of a great (and very underrated) series. People did not give the Pacers a shot, but they pushed the aging Bulls to the brink. Jordan was 35 at the time, you will recall. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnKINLUaFj4 .

1998 NBA Finals. Chicago Bulls vs. Utah Jazz. Game 6 (Bulls Clinch). Michael Jordan, with what should've been his defining capstone shot for his career, hits the game-winning, SERIES/NBA FINALS-CLINCHING, picture-perfect jumper from 18 (after pushing off Bryon Russell) and poses after the perfect switch. He tarnished the ending of his career by coming back once more to play for the Washington Wizards in 2001, however, this shot lives on in infamy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkDUY6fu7Uk
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1999 NBA Eastern Conference First Round. New York Knicks vs. Miami Heat. Game 5 (Knicks Clinch). Allan Houston saves the day with the best Game Winning shot of his career. Payback for the Heat stealing the 1997 NBA title shot from us with the suspensions of our key players. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex-U50tT4aI . 8th seed Knicks defeat the "Top Seeded" Miami Heat. PAYBACK.

1999 NBA Eastern Conference Finals. Indiana Pacers vs. New York Knicks. Game 3. My guys. Latrell Sprewell (who I am nicknamed after by the guys I played ball with from '00-'04) and my BOY Allan Houston. Knicks at home, with the greatest introductions known to mankind. Pat was out, after that OAF Andrew Lang tried to end his career (and effectively did). LMAO@BILL WALTON. Calling out Rik Smits 4:02-4:18. NAILLLLED to the floor. "A flagrant fouler who has fouled out of both gammmmmmes-uh". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RZJGCCuC7E . NO ONE CAN TOP THE KNICKS' STARTING LINEUP INTRODUCTIONS. I don't care WHAT the Bulls did in the 90s, the Knicks with WALLY on the PA was the best ever. I loved how he said "PA-TRICK EWING!" (although Ewing was out with the wrist injury).

1999 NBA Eastern Conference Finals. Indiana Pacers vs. New York Knicks. Game 3 -- the final minute. Larry Johnson (making the "LJ" sign with his arms, which we Knick fans loved, but BILL WALTON HATED). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yn9wj3e6Uw .

1999 NBA Western Conference Finals. Portland Trail Blazers vs. San Antonio Spurs. Game 2. Back when I thought the Blazers were snake bitten or something. They had some great teams from 1998-2002. Sean Elliott MANAGES to keep his heels inbounds somehow. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1EL38SKyX8 .

2000 NBA Western Conference Finals. Portland Trail Blazers vs. Los Angeles Lakers. Game 7. I was mad. The Blazers blew this series. They were up 3-2 in the series. Blew Game 6. Blew Game 7 with a 15 point lead. This is the last segment of that game. I was mad because my dude Steve Smith was on that team and I wanted him to get a ring (he eventually did with the 2005 Spurs). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKLg6ewgs20 .

2001 NBA Finals. Philadelphia 76ers vs. Los Angeles Lakers. Game 1. Allen Iverson BUSTS the Lakers for 48 points for the win. ***Listen to PA Announcer Lawrence Tanter, my favorite after Mike Walczewski for the Knicks -- calls the names out when teams score. "... Allen Iverson..."*** The only game the Sixers would win, however. Lakers go on to win the 2nd of their 3rd straight NBA titles in 2001. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79WSHpMU894 .

Let's start a petition to get the NBA on NBC back!

Friday, May 22, 2009

The Professor of Sports Mailbag Debuts


The Professor of Sports Mailbag Debuts
M.D. Wright
5.22.09

I'm going to debut the mailbag this weekend. My favorite columnist since 1999, Bill Simmons is the inspiration for this idea. His mailbags are the stuff of legend and it's a great way to further interact with my readers and my friends on Facebook who only have limited space on the news feed to ramble on about their real thoughts without being politically correct.

The only thing that won't be allowed is nudity/porn and ridiculously vulgar language.

The premise is simple: just email him your thoughts about anything you want to discuss (mdwright@gmail.com), whether it is sports, music industry-related, politics, pop culture, TV/movies and he will post your questions in mailbag format on the Musings of the Professor (Live).

Happy musing
MDW

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